LFG: LIQUIDITY FOR GRIT
THE ASCENDED $WILLPOWER PROTOCOL
It's not just a token. It's a digital crucible. This November, we trade base urges for Diamond Hands. Resistance is profitable.
CURRENT ASCENSION LEVEL:
0% of the Sacred Vow fulfilled.
THE $WILLPOWER PROTOCOL
THE SACRIFICE (BURN)*
Every transaction includes a 1% 'Semen Tax' burn. This scarcity models the extreme self-control required for November gains. Your loss is our ledger's strength.
DIAMOND HAND DISTRIBUTION*
2% of every transaction is redistributed to holders who haven't sold for 72 hours. This rewards true **Apes of Willpower** and punishes the weak hands.
THE CHRONICLES OF CHASTITY
The remaining supply is locked for the entire month. Our contract reflects the commitment. Liquidity is locked until December 1st. NO EARLY RELEASE.
* **COMING SOON:** Tax and redistribution features are scheduled for rollout via a custom smart contract once the token bonding curve is fully complete. Initial launch on pump.fun is for fair distribution only.
WALL OF ASCENDED APES
These are the strongest of hands. The ledger of those who have taken the $WILLPOWER oath.
Loading the Sacred Ledger...
THE VOWS
To ascend, you must recite and internalize these sacred tenets. Failure to abide will result in negative price action (and shame).
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I.
I will not yield to the temporary pleasure of a pump-and-dump. My hands are made of Immutable Diamond.
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II.
I acknowledge that the path to 100x gains is paved with personal suffering and the avoidance of all FUD (Frivolous Unnecessary Distractions).
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III.
I will honor the tokenomics. Every cent spent is an investment in digital fortitude. Do Not Check Your Wallet at Midnight.
THE DIGITAL CHASTITY VOW
Swear fealty to the $WILLPOWER ledger and secure your path to Diamond Hand Nirvana.
I, the honorable , solemnly swear that for the duration of November, my hands shall remain locked, my resolve steel, and my liquidity pool contribution unwavering. I renounce all quick profits, paper hands, and frivolous temptations (known henceforth as "FUD"). I commit my entire portfolio's fortitude to the **Ascended Ape Protocol**.